Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FemCraft: Where Femanons Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the femanons play! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of pink sheep who throw epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2523	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	94	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	232
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	3972
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	4453
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Potions Brewed:	65
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	621	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3