Jump Rookies R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

Anime, Bonding, Childhood, Coming of Age, Connection, Crafty, crazy, cubes, emotional, family, Favorite, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kamichu, Kamichus, love, Memories, Mother Daughter, Motherhood, Nostalgia, Pregnancy, slice of life, Supernatural, tv show

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	195966
Divine Spears Created:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

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Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6597
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Farms Harvested:	962
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

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Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Runes Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6137	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	836
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	4877	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magic Items Found:	1956	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

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Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	125
Emeralds Found:	2296	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1