Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 5543 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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