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MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4481
Enchantments Applied:	173	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	848
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8817	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	477
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Animals Bred:	109	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1