jonahwill | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Emeralds Found:	204

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Star Shards Collected:	284	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Void Armor Forged:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Animals Bred:	172	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	3200	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	470
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	1066
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Magic Items Found:	1279	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	736	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1389	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1729	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7725	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Void Gems Collected:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7258
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3651	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	8988	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Votes:	1673	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Players:	94/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	593218
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	6193