JoblessJokesterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Potions Brewed:	175
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9573
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WakeUpCraft SMP

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchantments Applied:	196	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

Alliance, Baltic, border, cooperation, Defense, defense infrastructure, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Fun, Geopolitics, headquarters, Helsinki, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Region, russia, SECURITY, Strategic

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	3227

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4894	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7