JoblessJokesterCraft

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DadDisagreesMCServer

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crops Grown:	2469	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2635	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magic Items Found:	5342	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Towns Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Enchantments Applied:	203	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Buildings Constructed:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Towns Built:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.