JoblessJokesterCraft

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magic Items Found:	8722
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ComebackCraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crops Grown:	2388

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	2166	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2452	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	235
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	298
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.