JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

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What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	291

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

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Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mines Excavated:	2847
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

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Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StopKillingMePlz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	4951
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

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Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	721795	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7982
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Animals Bred:	57
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	743	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

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Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.