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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BabyBlockerVacay

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	8477
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8042	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	3608	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Animals Bred:	159
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6250	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Latin HappyCraft

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come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	6750	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lost My Spirit Minecraft SMP

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¿Estás cansado de aburridos servidores de Minecraft donde todo es predecible y monótono? ¡Pues únete a nuestro loco SMP donde las reglas son solo una sugerencia y la diversión es lo único que importa!

Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.

Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.

Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

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🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥

In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!

Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!

And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.

But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PillowTalkCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest desires? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all of your secret fantasies! Whether you dream of building a giant phallic structure or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your sexuality. Who knew Minecraft could be this steamy? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a little secret… IDF just revealed that Hezbollah was planning to invade our server en masse on October 7th! But guess what? We already raided 1,000 of their secret sites in Minecraft! Join us now to be part of this insane battle and show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and a secret base full of enchanted weapons! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ores Mined:	4261	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

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Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2765	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1