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Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	3146
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1961	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	8650
Void Gems Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2344	Animals Bred:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crops Grown:	2285	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7103
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2