so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Buildings Constructed: 37 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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