Janitors Closet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8954
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

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are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4302
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Star Shards Collected:	212	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3