Jamie Haines SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Emeralds Found:	7006	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	4201	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	850
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	1085
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Votes:	1054
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	New Chunks Explored:	646430
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5683

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, CheesyCraft, Claims, commands, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Development, East Coast, Features, Players, programming, PvE, Quality, quality of life, Quantity, redux, Resold Assets, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Survival, texturing, united states

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Ores Mined:	8428	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

CheesyCraft Redux Server Information

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Survival][PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project with custom features and quality-of-life commands/plugins. We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience. Join us now!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server?

Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy Survival and custom features.

What type of gameplay can I expect?

The server offers a Survival mode with a focus on PvE gameplay.

Are there additional worlds to explore?

Yes, there are Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds available for players to explore.

What sets CheesyCraft Redux apart from other servers?

We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom content and features.

Players:	96/200	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4