Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! Our server is so crazy, even Izuku from My Hero Academia decided to join after taking a mysterious supplement that changed his body in unexpected ways. You never know what kind of transformations you might experience on our server – maybe you’ll become a half-creeper, half-enderman hybrid or a flying pig with laser eyes! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Dragons Tamed: 7
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 411633 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Villages Defended: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Emeralds Found: 1601 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magic Items Found: 1538
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Ores Mined: 1657
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Animals Bred: 61 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2092 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Villages Defended: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 150
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Magic Items Found: 5380

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY