It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

    Fly Brain Circuitry Craft
    Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

    RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season 1
    Server Type Heavily modded factions
    Features RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
    Discord Click here to join

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

    RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

    2. How can I join RLFactions?

    To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

    3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

    While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

    4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

    Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

    5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

    RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Popularity? Minecraft Server

    Popularity? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

    CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

    In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

    If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

    VeggieVeto Thanksgiving
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

    Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

    Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

    Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 300 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FoodieCraft SMP

    FoodieCraft SMP
    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PixelPeekaboo

    PixelPeekaboo
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CeasefireCraft2021

    CeasefireCraft2021
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

    Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

    Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!
    Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 187 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

    When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s…

Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CleanCraft Minecraft Server

    CleanCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

    But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

    And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

    Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoBroNoShowCraft

    NoBroNoShowCraft
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

    We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

    Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

    SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

    And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftQuarantineHabits

    CraftQuarantineHabits
    Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

    Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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