It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Magic Items Found: 7320 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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