””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Items Found:	1920
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, extremism, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Militia, Minecraft, past month, peace enforcement, Peacekeeping, Posts, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, Unifil, UNIFILCraft, united nations, violence

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	8255

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

Air, BlazeCraft, Claims, military intelligence, RAGE, Russian, Set Ablaze, transport aircraft, Tu-134, Ukraine

join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	9066	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LLM RNA Crafters United

Advancements, Bioinformatics, biomedical engineering, Crafters, functionally relevant, genetic engineering, genetic medicine, LLM, Medical research, Molecular biology, nucleotide sequences, research, RNA, RNA engineering, RNA manipulation, RNA sequences, RNA synthesis, RNA technology, RNA therapy, structurally sound, targeted RNA design, therapeutic applications, United

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	1174
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

World of Minecraft

Adventure, Bosses, Brazil, Brazilian, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming, immersive world, Kingdoms, MCMMO, mmorpg, Modpack, multiplayer, ONLINE, original minecraft, pirate minecraft, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

PORTUGUESE Brazilian RPG server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirated Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

ENGLISH Brazilian RPG Server, focused on Quests, Bosses and Kingdoms, all in an immersive world using a Modpack that is available for Original and Pirate Minecraft, for more information go to our Discord > https://discord.gg/6dBXgWr

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Trekcraft Earth

Brewery, custom-made Earth map, Earth, Economy, Geopolitics, Minecraft, Movecraft, nation, PvP, Server, Towny, Trekcraft Earth

A geopolitics Earth server with Towny, Movecraft, Brewery, and more! Spawn into a custom-made Earth map and forge your nation on Trekcraft Earth today.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TrueOG Network: Where Griefers are Bankers and Minigames are Combat Training! No Resets, just Fun!

1.20.4, bankers, Combat, diamond bank, Discord, Duels, End.., facebook, Fun, github, Griefers, Griefing, Herobrine, java, Java 1.8.0, Mastodon, Minigames, Nether, Network, OITC, PvP, Raiding, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Splegg, Store, Training, translation, TrueOG

TrueOG Network Overview

Server Version	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)

Server IPs (No Whitelist)

trueog.net
true-og.net
play.trueog.net
play.true-og.net
www.trueog.net
www.true-og.net

Discord: Join Our Community

Latest Updates

1.19 Update Coming Soon! (2 plugins left to update)
We’re actively recruiting developers and testers. Interested? Join our Discord for more info.

TrueOG SMP

Where It All Began
Experience a unique blend of 2012 survival servers with modern Minecraft features.
Authentic OG Experience
Robust diamond-based economy
Competitive, fast-paced 1.8 PvP
Expanding worlds rich with history
Raiding, griefing, and PvP allowed
No bots. No hacks. Just pure gameplay.

Duels

Challenge anyone without risking your SMP gear/stats.
12 arenas and kits to choose from.
Spectate duels live around spawn.
Duel for diamonds and climb the leaderboards!

Community

Break language barriers with our unique translation plugin. Click messages to translate—everyone’s included!
In-game chat is linked directly to Discord, accessible to all players.
Structured as a democratic worker co-op, anyone can get involved at any level with dedication.

Worlds

Overworld: (0 – 96k)

1.16.5 Terrain: 0 – 40k

1.17.1 Terrain: 40k – 80k

1.18.2 Terrain: 80k – 96k

Nether: 0 – 12k
End: 0 – 30 Million

Upcoming Minigames

The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more!

Get Involved

100% Open Source.
All our code is public on GitHub. Spin up a similar server or contribute to ours!
Our custom plugin suite OG Suite is public domain software.
We offer guidance on plugin development.
We’re reviving the camaraderie of the Minecraft community. Superior gameplay over fleeting trends.

Connect With Us

Website: true-og.net | trueog.net

Store: store.trueog.net

Mastodon: @[email protected]

Facebook: TrueOG Network

Source Code: GitHub Repository

Ready to rediscover the True OG Minecraft experience? Connect now and become part of our legacy!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

eccentric games, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, lesser-known games, Minecraft, niche games, Obscure games, off-the-beaten-path games, off-the-radar games, offbeat games, overlooked games, PALS, peculiar games, PIXEL, quirky games, rare games, retro games, Server, unconventional games, Underrated Games, Unique Games, unusual games, vintage games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with obscure games that will blow your mind! Ever played Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our epic game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes into a million potatoes if you hold onto it for too long. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchantments Applied:	272	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

White Women Attract SMP

Attract, attraction, beauty standards, cultural perceptions, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, Inclusivity, Interracial Relationships, love, Preferences, Race, relationships, romantic interests, smp, societal biases, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the white women are so alluring that even the creepers can’t resist their charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and of course, plenty of white women to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how irresistible those pixelated ladies can be. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a wild and hilarious journey unlike any other!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	4107
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.