so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Mines Excavated: 4811 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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