so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Buildings Constructed: 30
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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