””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Chimeras Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	7047
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	126	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1863	Divine Spears Created:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3975	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Animals Bred:	54	Enchantments Applied:	93
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Farms Harvested:	405	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AC Off Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mines Excavated:	4937
Animals Bred:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Border 512×512

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Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6066	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.