That’s a lot of things this server doesn’t have, but what does it have?
– Optional proximity and traditional voice chat (mod required)– A small community– A Discord server
That’s a lot of things this server doesn’t have, but what does it have?
– Optional proximity and traditional voice chat (mod required)– A small community– A Discord server
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!
AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.
PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.
Server | Minecraft Server |
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Duration | 2 years |
Mods | Create mod and handpicked mods |
Community | Active player base promoting creativity and collaboration |
Question | Answer |
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How do I join the server? | Join our discord channel and apply for whitelist. |
What is the main focus of the server? | Encouraging creativity, collaboration, and building remarkable creations. |
Are there specific rules for building? | Yes, minor rules and regulations set by the Homeowners Association to enhance the aesthetic of the server. |
Can I create my own town on the server? | Yes, players are free to establish their own towns. |
But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.
So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!
But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
Griefers, earn money, build traps, rob, kill, explode TNT, pour water, pour lava, communicate and group into gangs to rob others, etc.!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden toilet seat hidden deep within the lair, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest creatures, and the most luxurious virtual toilet paper you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to wipe your butt anywhere else!