InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	160
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2147
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Crops Grown:	7702
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7380
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Towns Built:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Void Armor Forged:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	647838	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Items Found:	4374	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	4186
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5282
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Void Armor Forged:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!