InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	217	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crops Grown:	7900
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
New Chunks Explored:	663505	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Animals Bred:	101
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9706	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	530
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!