Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1393

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Void Armor Forged:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Foreign, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5709	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9948	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1