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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2557 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!
we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.
oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.
so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.
