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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 444 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.
oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.
so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.