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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5257 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1193 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.
oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.
so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.