Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

    ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 46 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

    CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyWeirdos

    CraftyWeirdos
    Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

    PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

    build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

    we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

    don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Limitless Life Minecraft Server

    Limitless Life Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3505 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

    Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

    About the Server:

    Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

    What We Offer:

    Complete Freedom Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
    Collaborative Play We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
    Massive Projects Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

    Mods:

    Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

    • Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

    What We’re Looking For:

    Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
    Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
    Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

    Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

    Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

    Only join if you plan on being active.

    https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 238
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

    The Campus Craze Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General
    Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

    Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

    StepMomSnubbed LunchLand
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

    LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP
    Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server
    Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyPutin2021

    CraftyPutin2021
    so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

    Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 92 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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