Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7019
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Farms Harvested: 550
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Potions Brewed: 90
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Mines Excavated: 2848
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7106 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Farms Harvested: 819
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 New Chunks Explored: 165313
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mines Excavated: 4010
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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