| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7574 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9145 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 119 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7869 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6674 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4098 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1082 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.
Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.
So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1950 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8509 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!
On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!
So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 642 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7368 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 125 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5279 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7497 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7314 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1158 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Votes: | 6254 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2729 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Server Name | The Janitor’s Closet SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | WorldBuilding/Geopolitical |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Features | Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins |
Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server. |
| Are there special player-made events on the server? | Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more! |
| What plugins are available on the server? | Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements. |
| Is there a community Discord for the server? | Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news. |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5969 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8076 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.
So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7590 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?
But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!
So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5209 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 198 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.
Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!
