> IN SHAL L AH WE WILL DE ST ROY ISRAE-… Minecraft SMP

ACKKK, aggression, anti-semitism, Conflict, destroy, extremism, hate, inshallah, Israe, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, provocation, Radicalism, Religion, resolution, RETALIATION, Roy, SHAL, smp, Terrorism, violence, War

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to destroy Israel… ack! Just kidding, that’s not our goal at all. In fact, we are all about spreading peace and love through the power of blocky building!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for the sneaky villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Trust us, it’s a whole thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Remember, inshAllah we will destroy… ack! Just kidding, we’re all about peace and fun here.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	7565
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Emeralds Found:	4793	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Flamepixel.net

Adventure, architecture quests, building, challenges custom, Community, competitions roleplay, Exploration, friends crafting, Lore, mining economy, Missions, Mods, plugins events, PvP, raiding creative, shops factions, Skyblock, Story, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Tournaments, Trading

Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TropicatedMC

1.8, combat arenas, competitive environment, Custom Enchants, DOMINANCE, Enchants, EXCITEMENT, Gear, Minecraft, Mining, op prison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvP, Resources, Rewards, Server, Tools, TropicatedMC, Unique Features

TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

1.21.1, Active, Chaos, Contact, Custom Items, DEVELOPING, Discord, Drama, Experience, games, INFORMATION, java, Message, Moderating, new job, opportunity, Other, Overlord, part time, Players, Rewards, School, SEARCHING, seeking, smp, Survival, Tokens, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Features	Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
Responsibilities	Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is experience required for moderating?	No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
Is this a paid job?	No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
Can this role be done part-time?	Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
How can I apply or get more information?	Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

climate, cold, Extreme Temperatures, hate, hate weather, hot, Minecraft, Seasons, Server, Temperature, Temperature Changes, temperature differentials, temperature fluctuations, temperature preferences, temperature ranges, variance, weather, weather annoyances, weather complaints, weather dislikes, weather extremes, weather frustrations, weather patterns, weather preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7420
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, Christian, Christian beliefs, christian faith, Christianity, divine love, Eternal Love, FAITH, forgiveness, God’s love, grace, Hope, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Loves.., Minecraft, Redemption, Religious, salvation, smp, spirituality, unconditional love

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UltraRichMinecraftSMP

affluent individuals, billionaires, class divide, elite society, extravagant behavior, extravagant lifestyles, high society, jaw-dropping moments, lavish spending, luxury living, Millionaires, money talks, opulence, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, surprising encounters, ultra rich, UltraRichMinecraftSMP, wealth disparity, Wealthy

Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, growth mindset., knowledge, leadership, learning, lifelong learning, personal development, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, SkillCraft, Skills, Time management, Underrated, underrated skills

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DimensionsMC

+18, Community, countryside, discord server, dragon riding, fantasy roleplay, interview, law enforcement, magic arts, Medieval, modded Java, NPC economy, opening ceremony, Painting, PvE, PvP, Races, Roleplay, roleplay smp, Small Community, Survival, thief, Towny, treasure hunting, Whitelist

Hi There Adventurers!

Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!