Imperfect | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BestManBail Minecraft Server

awkward, best man, BestManBail, brother, choose, Clear Mind, dramatic, EMBARRASSMENT, friendship, Humiliation, immature, inseparable, JOKE, messages, Minecraft, overreacted, Protective, Public, reception, Server, Speech, split family, Wedding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	467
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the groom in this wild wedding story, you’ll have to choose between your best friend and your fiancée (hopefully not at your own wedding though). Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward speeches, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our server for all the drama you could ever want? See you there, drama llamas!

SpeedyCraft: Walk of Shame

Acting, aita, Commute, Confused, Dance, exhausted, Fast, fully vaccinated, groceries, hurt, husband, left out, Mall, out of place, outing, puppy, quality time, shame, singing, socialization, SpeedyCraft, theater teacher, Training, walk

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	3546	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

EUcraft: Brexit Edition

brexit, Edition, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, European Economic Area, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, Government, international relations, opinion, Politics, referendum, SOVEREIGNTY, trade agreements, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied

000, 2.., Afghan, Afghan commandos, Afghanistan, asylum claims, asylum seekers, AsylumDenied, blocked, BlockOps, confirms, credible, Defense, Government, immigration, Military, Ministry of Defense, mod, News, Refugees, SECURITY, special forces, Special Operations, uk

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!

RoboBee Buzz: Pollination Station

#1, #sustainability, 000 seconds, agriculture, Artificial Intelligence, artificial pollination, Buzz, Engineering, environmental impact, Fly, future technology, innovation, longer flight time, mit, pollination, pollination robots, real pollinators, researchers, RoboBee, robotic insects, robotics, Science, Station, Technology, tiny robots

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	138560
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5993
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, dis server be like them MIT researchers on crack, yo! We got robotic insects up in here that be pollinatin’ like nobody’s business. These tiny robots be flyin’ for over 1,000 seconds, like damn! That’s 100 times longer than before, yo!

Join dis server if you wanna see some crazy robotic insects doin’ their thang. Ain’t no regular Minecraft server, we got some next level shiz goin’ on up in here. Come join the madness and witness the pollination revolution, yo!

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abilities, abilities inventory, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, crafted, Expertise, FORTE, Gifts, KNACK™, Mastery, mystic, proficiency, prowess, Realms, Skills, skills assessment, specializations, Strengths, strengths identification, strong suits, Talents, talents evaluation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Bro, if you wanna find out what she’s good at, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP!

I heard she’s the queen of building pixelated castles that will make your brain explode with creativity.

And don’t even get me started on her redstone skills – she can make contraptions that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Plus, rumor has it she’s a PvP master, so if you wanna test your skills against the best, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if she’s good at everything or just Minecraft – either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

Pixelated Fuzzy Dreamrealm

Avatar Resources, Downloads, dreamrealm, Drinking Night, event hosting, Events, Furry, fursuiting, Fuzzy, Gatekeeper Edition, guides, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pixelated, pool tournament, QoTT, Real Furiends, Resources, Snooker, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Welcome to /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #689! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make real furiends in our crazy world! Get your avatar resources, guides, and other stuff you NEED if you’re new. Take part in our upcoming events like Drinking Night on Fridays, Multiplayer Night on Saturdays, and Snooker casual / Pool Tournament on Sundays. Have an event you want to host? Post about it and find like-minded furanons to join in the fun! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now! OP template pastebin: https://pastebin.com/raw/JyWiW1pK. Let’s get wild in this virtual furry world! #GatekeeperEdition #Craziness #Furiends #JoinUs

DivorceCraft: Family Splitter

adhd, Affair, Affection, Bipolar, borderline personality disorder, children, criticism, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Effort, Emotional distance, family, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Needs, self employed, splitter, tummy tuck, wealth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	206	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	1668	New Chunks Explored:	471600
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9071	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

Are you tired of dealing with cheating husbands and emotional rollercoasters? Well, on our server, the only affair you’ll have to worry about is the one between you and your diamond pickaxe! No more tummy tucks or sleepless nights with babies – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.

Join us and leave behind the stress of self-employment and relationship woes. Build your wealth and create a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your in-game husband starts acting up, just block him – literally!

So come on down to our server and let loose with some crazy adventures and wild escapades. Who needs a real-life husband when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happiness – one block at a time!

EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Meteorites Collected:	1
Votes:	485	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	106
Players Killed by Monsters:	664	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	8818
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchantments Applied:	98
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	149751	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crops Grown:	3675	Love Letters Sent:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1694	Emeralds Found:	1849

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	80	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53