Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Villages Defended: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Potions Brewed: 138 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3304 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Animals Bred: 61
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 56
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3501 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Potions Brewed: 115

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Magic Items Found: 6057 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

    Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4881
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

    HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

    Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

    But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

    Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • GrinchCraft: AITA?

    GrinchCraft: AITA?
    Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

    On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

    So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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