> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

10. Bucket list hobbies, 11. Unfulfilled hobbies, 12. Dream hobbies, 13. Hobbies for relaxation, 14. Hobbies for stress relief, 15. Hobbies for self-care, 16. Hobbies for mental health, 17. Hobbies for mindfulness, 18. Hobbies for self-improvement, 19. Hobbies for fun, 2. New hobby, 20. Hobbies for fulfillment., 3. Hobbies to try, 4. Leisure activities, 5. Interests, 6. Passions, 7. Creative pursuits, 8. Skill development, 9. personal growth, hobby, Minecraft, NoChance4Hobby, smp

Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	767896	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CreeperCupidGoneWrong

awkward dates, awkward first date, bad date, bad first date, CreeperCupidGoneWrong, cringeworthy dates, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating nightmares, embarrassing date, first date, first date gone wrong, nightmare date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst first date, Worst first date ever

Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

35 billion euro, Approves, crisis management., diplomatic relations, economic support, EU, EuroLoanWars, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, Financial Stability, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenCraft, geopolitical tensions, international affairs, international relations, loan, political decision, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Ukraine

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ores Mined:	3411

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

acoustic data, adaptation, Animal Behavior, changing resources, deep, Deep Sea, Environmental Science, food resources, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine research, Migration, migration strategy, ocean conservation, oceanography, research, resource tracking, sea, seasonal movements, Sperm, sperm whales, underwater sound, Whale, wildlife conservation

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Love Letters Sent:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	137
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Buildings Constructed:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4287	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	125

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.