I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

Adults, animation, Anime, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, Cultural differences, Entertainment, hopeful, humor, Japanese culture, Maturity, mc, Media, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, romcom, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, Stereotypes, television

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PhaseCrazeCraft

defining moments, growth mindset., Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life phases, life transformation, life transitions, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal evolution, personal growth, PhaseCrazeCraft, Phases, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, transformation

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	204	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

beer me, claim waifu, enjoy your day, entrance, free seat in hell, lewds, lurkers get stoned, Minecraft, no sleep edition, Palace, PIXEL, post waifu, rp, Server, swiper don’t swipe, Trips, waifu, Water

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	263
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	422818	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyHacksMC

advice, clever tips, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, innovative ideas, life hack, life improvement, Life skills, organization, practical, problem solving, productivity, smart solutions, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, useful hacks

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	1619	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Void Gems Collected:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9909

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

Crafty, deploy application, deploy efficiently, deploy quickly, deploy seamlessly, deploy smoothly, deploy software, deploy with confidence, deploy with ease, deploy without delay, deploy without downtime, deploy without issues, Deployers, deployment, deployment automation, deployment best practices, Deployment Process, deployment strategy, deployment tools, Minecraft, ready for deployment, ready to deploy, Server, software deployment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

antiquated, bygone era, classic, couldnt, Discontinued, historical, impossible now, Minecraft, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, not possible today, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, outdated practices, outmoded, past, Retro, smp, Throwback, Today, Traditional, vintage, yesteryear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	137	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9