I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4995	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8296
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4459	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mines Excavated:	1266	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Enchantments Applied:	283	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6891	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3025	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	174911
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2