I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Star Shards Collected:	145
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2512	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	769
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Animals Bred:	97
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5512
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	2494
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mines Excavated:	1285	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	2593
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Emeralds Found:	5777	Dragon Eggs Found:	8687
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Potions Brewed:	182	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

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Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4