Hustle SMP

Welcome to Hustle SMP

Server Overview

Server Version Paper 1.20.4
Server Location Europe
Plugins
Datapacks
  • Dynmap -AFK-Display
  • Anti-Endermen-Grief
  • Double-Shulker-Shells
  • Fast-Leaf-Decay
  • Multiplayer-Sleep
  • Player-Head-Drops

Join Hustle SMP

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/RbbBq2TA

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: First join our Discord server using the link provided. Then go through a short application process to become a member.

Q: Can I create my own factions on the server?

A: Yes, you have the opportunity to create your own factions or join existing ones.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: You can choose your own lifestyle by being either pacifist or pro-war. Let your imagination and creativity run wild!

Q: Who manages the server?

A: The server is run and managed by experienced admins.

Q: What kind of community does the server have?

A: We rely on a mature community to provide a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Crops Grown: 1275 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8210 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Zombie Dances: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Emeralds Found: 8637
    Farms Harvested: 601 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Towns Built: 3 New Chunks Explored: 167755
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Alien Abductions: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3239 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mines Excavated: 1067

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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