Server Version	Paper 1.20.4
Server Location	Europe
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat EssentialsX CoreProtect
Datapacks	Dynmap -AFK-Display Anti-Endermen-Grief Double-Shulker-Shells Fast-Leaf-Decay Multiplayer-Sleep Player-Head-Drops

CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	94	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCrafty McFuckery

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Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TrippyCraft

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mines Excavated:	3246
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5606	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	135

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4421
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3395	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ores Mined:	2631
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	137	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	223850	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Potions Brewed:	81	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Crops Grown:	3874	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hustle SMP: Where we hustle for diamonds and snicker at vanilla noobs!

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CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

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MineCrafty McFuckery

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BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

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TrippyCraft

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TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

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Blocky Booty Bash

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XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

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Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

Updated October 3, 2024

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

Updated October 3, 2024

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Towns Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3