HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1810	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

age, CommieCraft, communism, Communist China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, motherland, nationalism, Politics, president, relations, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	8112	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TacoTownMassacre

Assassination, Community, Corruption, crime, current events, Government, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Mayor, Mexican, mexico, Murdered, News, Politics, public service, TacoTownMassacre, Tragedy, violence

so, like, this server is so lit that even mexican mayors are joining and getting murdered for it. like, this mayor started his job and boom, gone. but don’t worry, on this server you can respawn as many times as you want. maybe the mayor just wanted to keep respawning and playing on this epic server. join now for a killer time (literally)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2011

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Straight Up Minecraft Server

arousal, attraction, Boundaries, Curiosity, desire, dyke, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, GIF, hot, Lesbian, Minecraft, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Straight.., taboo, temptation, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the straightest players can’t resist the sapphic temptations of our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and lesbian love stories that will make you question your sexuality (in the best way possible). Who knew crafting and mining could lead to such steamy encounters? Don’t miss out on the chance to explore your hidden desires in a blocky paradise unlike any other. Join now and let the lesbian thread on /gif/ be just the beginning of your adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockMania Minecraft SMP – WWE Edition

African American, black male wrestlers, blockmania, Diversity, Edition, equality, Featured, fightful, inclusion, Intentional, lack of representation, Minecraft, Minority, ppv, Racial equality, representation matters, sean ross sapp, single talent, smp, social justice, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe

Are you tired of the lack of representation for black male wrestlers in the WWE? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and be a part of a community where black male single talent gets featured like never before. WWE may be slow to catch on, but we’re ahead of the game. Plus, rumor has it that John Cena himself is a secret member of our SMP, so you never know who you might run into! Join now and be a part of the revolution in gaming representation. Let’s show WWE how it’s done!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	163	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17