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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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