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WE’VE ANALYZED 501 TROPICAL CYCLONES AND FOUND THAT THE BEST WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO JOIN OUR SERVER AND BUILD A VIRTUAL BUNKER. OUR POPULATION IS AS DIVERSE AS THE AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE, WITH INFANTS AND BLACK PLAYERS DOMINATING THE LANDSCAPE.

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Star Shards Collected: 172 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dragons Tamed: 6
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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