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Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1920

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dingo Den Junior High School

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Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	3936	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	646

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	3638
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2498

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Potions Brewed:	92
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	4542
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7352

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ToropetsTakedown

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2665	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	801
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5145	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30