Minecraft Server Overview

Feature Description
Hardcore with World Resets In Hotdog Water, you only get one life. But if you die, it’s not the end. Join our Discord server and cast your vote for a world reset. The fate of the world is in your hands!
Savor the Vanilla Essence Experience true vanilla gameplay! No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim. It’s all about your raw survival skills. Can you conquer the untamed world of Hotdog Water?
Rules of Engagement Embrace the chaos! Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, embrace the thrill of griefing, and most importantly, have fun! However, remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming and inclusive. Don’t be a wiener!

Join the Adventure Now!

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Dive into Hotdog Water and unleash your inner hardcore survivor! Are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: Can I respawn after dying in the Hardcore mode? A: Yes, you can respawn after dying by casting your vote for a world reset on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any special features in the Vanilla gameplay? A: No, the Vanilla gameplay is true to its essence with no added features like random teleportation or land claim.
Q: How can I engage in PvP battles? A: You can engage in PvP battles by embracing the chaos and engaging with other players in-game. Remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Holy Grails Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 New Chunks Explored: 378896
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

    Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

    So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

    CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HomerlessCraft

    HomerlessCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Enchantments Applied: 175
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky McPhenotype

    Blocky McPhenotype
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Animals Bred: 71
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Mike’s Blocky Bastion

    Mike’s Blocky Bastion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

    Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

    So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

    Bootylicious Babes and Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

    LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

    So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 464
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

    FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

    Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Farms Harvested: 210
    Villages Defended: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

    SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

    Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

    But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

    Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Crops Grown: 9579 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

    Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World
    🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

    🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

    🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

    🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 171 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ores Mined: 2618
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

    Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

    But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

    TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

    Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Potions Brewed: 186
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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