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CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

childhood memories, childhood trends, cringe-worthy accessories, cringe-worthy activities, cringe-worthy behavior, cringe-worthy fads, cringe-worthy fashion, cringe-worthy hairstyles, cringe-worthy music, cringe-worthy slang, cringe-worthy styles, cringe-worthy toys, cringe-worthy trends, cringe-worthy trends from the past, cringe-worthy TV shows, CringeWorthyTrendsMC, embarrassing trends, fashion faux pas, Nostalgia, regrettable trends, smp, trends we regret

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	166	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Items Found:	2508
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Farms Harvested:	264	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cpxm.vanilla-box.ru

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6097
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Votes:	4807	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1135	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	4478	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	148
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	107	Mineshafts Explored:	5

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Animals Bred:	93	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2999	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	138	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

Players:	90/200	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	8