HootlessCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Want to join a server where boundaries are respected and Hooters is off-limits? Look no further than our server, where we take your preferences seriously – even if it means avoiding chicken wings and short shorts!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, just like our player who refused to go to Hooters and faced the wrath of their boyfriend’s family. Who needs a strip club for dinner when you can have a virtual adventure on our server instead?

Don’t be labeled as insecure or ungrateful for sticking to your guns – on our server, we celebrate your unique quirks and boundaries. So come on over and build your own world, where Hooters is just a distant memory and the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Border Block Party: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have taken the concept of border expansion to a whole new level! Imagine a world where the US decides to extend its border 5 miles north and just absorb 90% of Canada’s population – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the political implications of this outrageous scenario. Will there be a Canadian resistance movement? Will maple syrup become the new currency? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a BLAST!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with merging two countries in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this new hybrid nation!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Towns Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
New Chunks Explored:	985426	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our janitor is actually a wizard in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you join the server. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Consider it done.

2. Our community is made up of real-life superheroes who fight off creepers and zombies with their bare hands. Join us and become a Minecraft superhero yourself!

3. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden within the server where you can mine unlimited diamonds. But beware, it is guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

acceptance, aspirations, blocks, body image, comparison, Disappointment, dream, dreams, growth, height, Insecurity, perspective, Reality, reality check, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, short, societal standards, subhumanity, Tall, taller, TallTalesCraft, Wishful thinking

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Goddesses

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ores Mined:	8068	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Potions Brewed:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

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Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Peen Palace

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Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Potions Brewed:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

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Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Oshi’s Block Party

akane, Anime, Beloved, BLOCK, cute, dressing up, family, fashion, identity crisis, japanese, Jealousy, Kana, Manga, Oshi no Ko, Oshis, Outfit, Party, Rivalry, sibling, sister, Style, transformation, trying on

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Queers Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	4193	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DetentionCraft: Where Creepers are the Class Clowns

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Imagine a high school class in America, but instead of boring lectures and homework, you get to build and explore in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons with your classmates, ride unicorns to class, and party in the cafeteria like there’s no tomorrow.

Our teachers are minecraft masters who will guide you through quests and challenges that will blow your mind. And don’t worry about grades here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle in the land.

So come on and join us for the craziest high school experience you’ll ever have, all in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4297	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

#youtube, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Events, games, Girls, Imperial BDU, implying, implyingrigged, Japan, LIA, Lia Juicejack Me t-shirt, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, LiaLikerVault, Lias, LOLtastic, love Lia, original song, Outfit, phase connect, Phase Wars 2, PhaseCraft, Previous thread, production, Rentry, Schedule, Server, STREAMS, t-shirt, Team Blaze, twitter, vacation, VOD suggestions, VODclubhouse, VTL Academy

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8388	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.