HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Single and Ready to Mine – Find Your Blocky GF on our Server!

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Are you tired of sitting in silence, wishing for a girlfriend to magically appear in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find love! Our players have reported meeting their soulmates while building pixelated castles and battling creepers. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? Join now and start your quest for love (and maybe some diamonds too)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Buddies: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can witness the legendary sight of Noelle’s cute cherry panties! But that’s not all, folks. Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Noelle’s cute cherry panties are just the beginning!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Emeralds Found:	8392

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Just ‘Pick One’!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Spank Me in Spain – A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event every Friday where all the players have to dress up as Spanish conquistadors and raid each other’s bases for gold and diamonds! It’s like a real-life history lesson, but with more explosions!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4956	Void Gems Collected:	37
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3977
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Bois and Derpy Dudes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Noobs Alike

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LDAR or Not LDAR Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the age-old debate of pro-LDAR vs. anti-LDAR! Choose your side and fight for what you believe in, whether it’s mining every block in sight or avoiding any block that crosses your path.

Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PirateCraft: ONE PIECE Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the holy grail of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – we have players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).

So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	3133
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers and Builders Find Common Ground

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Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!

Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mineholo – Where Hololive idols mine diamonds and troll creepers in style!

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🤣 Are you tired of playing on boring old Rust servers where nobody even talks to each other? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the *insert outrageous server name* Minecraft server – where the hololive vtubers come to play and find love! 🥰

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨

So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mines Excavated:	4333	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5183
New Chunks Explored:	120144	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

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Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	791058	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

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Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	176
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	64
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchantments Applied:	148

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ores Mined:	8319
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	2