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if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Potions Brewed: 38
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Star Shards Collected: 69 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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