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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Holy Grails Found: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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